Post #152714 by Monkeyman on Wed, Apr 13, 2005 11:22 AM

The Rules of FART Club.

1st RULE: You do not talk about FART CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FART CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, the FART is over.
4th RULE: Only two FARTS to a Guy.
5th RULE: One FART at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: FARTs will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FART CLUB, you HAVE to FART.