Post #15277 by martiki on Tue, Dec 3, 2002 12:50 AM

From Associated Press:

CARSON, CA December 2- In what appears to be the latest homicide in the Southland, a programmer was found dead today in his home, apparently beaten to death by a series of antique novelty mugs. Found next to body was a note, written in blood and covered by what appear to be dark rum stains, which reads, "Zere can be only vun urban archeolgist in zis town! Let zis be a varning to ze rrrrrest of you!" Local witnesses reported a stately grey-haired man fleeing the scene, screaming, "Ja, und I discovered ze Vunderful Verld of Vitco! So zere!" The victum, a charming cherub of a man known by neighbors as "The Coconut Boy", was seen recently harrassing elderly Jewish people at a neighborhood deli. "We were just enjoying our kreplach when this guy comes up to our table with all these three ring binders. I thought he was going to try to sell us a timeshare", reports one man.

nice work, sabu.

-martin