Post #15392 by Steve Kapu on Wed, Dec 4, 2002 2:24 PM

I dunno, I think a good mark of a true Tiki joint is having some sorta outrageous BS story about the stuff they serve and this snippet certainly qualifies:

That night. The historical night. The King had a feast in honor of his daughter's hero. While sitting across from the King, at the very moment just after the past and before the future, Rufus bit into a pork rib that would become the second most famous rib to mankind. Ahhh, the spectacular conception…
While Salsa dancing with the King's cousin's husband's niece he was secretly told that Googie and Gau Gau were the ones who had the secret recipe for the preparation of the pork ribs. By this time all the native girls were referring to Rufus as Don Juan Hercules and he had no problem convincing Googie and Gau Gau to set sail with him the following morning.

Now if the website just let you login and kept track of your progress drinking your way through the menu, that would rock.

Ya ready to get to the bottom 1/3 of the menu next weekend? :)

Steve