Post #154261 by Tiki-bot on 04/21/2005

It surprising that any ad agency would say something like, "Hey, I know who we can use to sell our sporty new car: Tom Waits!"

Blank stares.

"C'mon, doesn't our new SUX-9000 just scream 'eccentric, whiskey-voiced, avant-garde, haunted-carnival-music troubador???'"

But then again, I would find it unbearably funny if they wanted to use "Jockey Full of Bourbon".