Teeth sucking/loud chewing - Bilge

F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Thu, May 5, 2005 7:26 AM If asking him nicely to be more aware of his noises doesn't help, and you can't get your desk moved, it might be time to take it to another level. "Accidentally" bump into him at the water cooler/coffee machine/snack machine and start a conversation about what really annoys you (without mentioning his munching & teeth sucking) and find out what annoys him, and then do it. Buy an "electronic chirping cricket" kit & put it in the wall between your desks, or one of those remote controlled "whoopie cushions" that make half a dozen different rude noises. Put fresh miniature shrimp down the slots of his monitor.

If asking him nicely to be more aware of his noises doesn't help, and you can't get your desk moved, it might be time to take it to another level.

"Accidentally" bump into him at the water cooler/coffee machine/snack machine and start a conversation about what really annoys you (without mentioning his munching & teeth sucking) and find out what annoys him, and then do it.

Buy an "electronic chirping cricket" kit & put it in the wall between your desks, or one of those remote controlled "whoopie cushions" that make half a dozen different rude noises.

Put fresh miniature shrimp down the slots of his monitor.

Post #156812 by freddiefreelance on Thu, May 5, 2005 7:26 AM