Post #1593 by Mano Tiki Tia on Mon, May 20, 2002 8:10 AM

I Have to agree, with M.G. (Wow, I was a poet and didn't even realise it)

Monkeys are indeed very valuable to this society. Monkeys are not recieving the proper representation from the Gov't. across the globe. Yes, monkeys are fun to watch, but they are so much more valuable to human kind. They are an entertainment system with fur/hair. They don't get the true respect they deserve.

I have a theory, men would be just like monkeys if women weren't around. Think about it, screaming and howling for no apparent reason, settle everything with violence, and lots of throwing of fecal matter.

Three most important functions monkeys have (in order of importance)

1. Delivery of tobacco products or drinks
2. A steady contributer of money into the economy (organ grinders, circus clowns, etc.)
3. Scientific research for new treatments of diseases and drugs for these diseases.

If you don't like #3 just use this alternate
3. Comedy with hair (movies, animal shows and fecal throwing)

that's all
thank you
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