Welcome to the Tiki Central 2.0 Beta. Read the announcement
Tiki Central logo
Celebrating classic and modern Polynesian Pop

Beyond Tiki, Bilge, and Test / Bilge / I am addicted to Fat Free Reddi Wip

Post #161359 by donhonyc on Tue, May 24, 2005 7:52 PM

You are viewing a single post. Click here to view the post in context.
D

Yes...the truth can be told. At first I thought it would be a good idea to use FF Reddi Wip on fruit for breakfast. It's great for dieting. A cup and a half of say strawberries or blueberries with a good heap of FF Reddi Wip on top is maybe 100 calories. Not bad for something that tastes really good and (the fruit is) good for you too.

Now I'm a junkie for it. I buy on average, no joke, probably a dozen cans a week and eat them all myself!!!! F*ck yeah man! My old lady doesn't really care for it so it's all MINE!!!! I don't even bother to put it in a spoon or a cup....I just eat it right out of the can. YEAYH!!!!

If you eat a whole can it's only 200 calories. That's nothing and WAY less than drinking a Mai Tai. Not that drinking Mai Tais is a bad thing. But you can get almost the same sweet jones satisfactication... that's right I said 'satisfactication' (satisfaction & vacation together) from downing some FFRW. It's like a ski trip from your brain.

No I don't use it in any sexual way either. Not into that eating stuff off your partner business, but if eating Fat Free Reddi Wip is wrong, I don't wanna be right!!

YEAH!!!!!! FAT FREE REDDI WHIP RULES!!!! ALRIGHT!!!

WHO'S WITH ME?? WHO'S-WITH-ME!!!????