Post #163131 by Hau 'oli Tiki on Thu, Jun 2, 2005 3:56 PM

I'd have the native drums beating and little shrunken heads on spears all over the roof of the truck. And paint it to look like tapa. And serve poi and sushi (talk about needin a penicillen shot!). And I'd wear a hollowed out, carved tiki and just grunt.
OR...
For a surreal treat. It'd play something from Deep Forest and go real slow and move in slow mo. I'd have to wear chiffon. The kind that floats almost eerily with any small breeze or movement. With flowers in my hair. I'd serve frozen pixie stix. And pez.

By the way-I'm on Valium at this very moment. I have to fly (FLY!!!) to Florida for a cruise end of the month and my hubby is testing drugs on me. Last time we had to take a plane, I freaked. Try to get the doors open. Tried to get any one to knock me out. Finally my husband took me to the bathroom and knocked the crap out of. Too bad it didn't actually knock me out-just a tooth! BUT I DIGEST...