Post #163390 by Satan's Sin on Fri, Jun 3, 2005 2:09 PM

Here's what's always worked for me:

Before you begin your drunk, take a vitamin B and a full glass of water. Something about how it coats the stomach lining, or something.

Then, after hell has been raised to your satisfaction, take a couple of aspirin and a full glass of water before collapsing into the arms of a complete stranger.

It always works.