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Post #166341 by suicide_sam on Thu, Jun 16, 2005 5:25 PM

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Proof that Dogs trump Cats.

What bionic intelligence agent ever had a bionic cat? None, never happenned. Yet the Bionic Woman had a bionic german shepeard named Alex. Remember how he got hurt in a fire, but because of that he was always freaked out whenever he found himself confronted with fire? Man that was cool. Every cat celbrity you can think of has been lazy, arrogant, and snobby. Not one cool cat in the lot. Well tehPink Pantehr was pretty cool but he was just inteh feline family, he was a panther not a household cat, so you see how it would be ridiculous to involve him in this conversation. It would be liek trying to interject with an observation about a wolf. Hey remember Teen Wolf? Man was that a great movie or what? My favorite part was when Teen wolf goes to Cowboy times to save the Proffesor from getting killed in a shoot out. No, wait, that was Back To The Futre 3. Boy you just don't get that many moves about time travel anymore, I guess evryone got drained after Quantum leap. Don't get me wrong taht was a great show but it was no Time bandits. Time Bnadits, now there was a winner. I loved it at teh end when teh baron rides off on his horse tod o battle, no, wait, that was teh adventures of Barron Munchoussedn, where everyone thought the barron was just telling tal tales until teh end of teh movie the tales have someohwo beaten the bad guy. Wait what were we talking about, back to teh future, teen wolf, wolves, dogs, AHH YES!!! Dogs are definitley better than cats.