Post #167040 by Tiki-bot on Mon, Jun 20, 2005 6:28 PM

Wow, at first I thought he was just selling the toast slices, but he's selling the toaster! Doesn't he understand that Christ is contacting him specifically? Once the toaster's sold, does he really think Christ has the time to work through his God-approved list of approved "phenomena appearances"? Now he's gonna have to resort to water stains, bathtub rings or water condensation on beer bottles (he is Canadian) for his messages of universal love and peace.