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Christ on toast!

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T thejab Grand Member (1 year) Tradewinds Apartments, Alameda, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2992	T thejab Posted posted on Mon, Jun 20, 2005 4:10 PM http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5591651028&rd=1
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Mon, Jun 20, 2005 4:14 PM Looks more like the female reproductive system. (I don't have any wise-ass comments regarding such at this time. Damn.)
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Mon, Jun 20, 2005 4:24 PM can i have a bowl of rice krishnas?
MP mrs. pineapple Member Joined: May 12, 2003 Posts: 611	MP mrs. pineapple Posted posted on Mon, Jun 20, 2005 5:50 PM you could use strawberry jam as stigmata! (I got your back, Bong!) [ Edited by: mrs. pineapple on 2005-06-20 17:50 ]
C CheekyGirl Member Like Oh My Gawd..San Fernando Valley Joined: May 21, 2003 Posts: 985	C CheekyGirl Posted posted on Mon, Jun 20, 2005 6:04 PM Maybe Michael Jackson will buy it, I think the toast will go great with his special blend of "Jesus Juice". Sorry, I'm being gross.
S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Mon, Jun 20, 2005 6:24 PM I wonder if it takes Unleavened (Doh!...stupid toaster).
T Tiki-bot Member Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 1345	T Tiki-bot Posted posted on Mon, Jun 20, 2005 6:28 PM Wow, at first I thought he was just selling the toast slices, but he's selling the toaster! Doesn't he understand that Christ is contacting him specifically? Once the toaster's sold, does he really think Christ has the time to work through his God-approved list of approved "phenomena appearances"? Now he's gonna have to resort to water stains, bathtub rings or water condensation on beer bottles (he is Canadian) for his messages of universal love and peace.
C CheekyGirl Member Like Oh My Gawd..San Fernando Valley Joined: May 21, 2003 Posts: 985	C CheekyGirl Posted posted on Mon, Jun 20, 2005 10:30 PM A 10-year old piece of cheese toast with the image of Jesus sold on ebay last year for $600 bucks, if memory serves. He could probaby make a fortune just selling the toast. I think I'm going to put that item on my "watch list" on ebay and see if it sells. Too bad it doesn't burn the image of a tiki. Tiki Toast!
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Tue, Jun 21, 2005 12:03 AM
C CheekyGirl Member Like Oh My Gawd..San Fernando Valley Joined: May 21, 2003 Posts: 985	C CheekyGirl Posted posted on Wed, Jun 22, 2005 6:47 PM That piece of toast has received more than 500 hits. I wonder how many have been by TC? About a week about the image of jesus was reported by a man who had not cleaned his bathroom in years. Jesus made his divine appearance in the form of soap scum and mold on the outside of the tub wall. That just seems so wrong.
Z ZebraTiki Member Enchanted Bay Area, CA Joined: Aug 01, 2004 Posts: 530	Z ZebraTiki Posted posted on Wed, Jun 22, 2005 7:55 PM On 2005-06-22 18:47, CheekyGirl wrote: About a week about the image of jesus was reported by a man who had not cleaned his bathroom in years. Jesus made his divine appearance in the form of soap scum and mold on the outside of the tub wall. That just seems so wrong. So wrong for both subjects! It's a little unsettling to know a divine appearance could be easily thwarted by a few scrubbing bubbles, and to know that divine entities are desperately trying to convey messages much in the same way we might write "wash me" in the dirt on a car.
H hiltiki Tiki Socialite Hollywood, calif. Joined: Jun 10, 2004 Posts: 4256	H hiltiki Posted posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2005 6:44 AM Unga, you are the funniest....hahahahahaha
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Sat, Jun 25, 2005 6:20 PM On 2005-06-23 06:44, hiltiki wrote: Unga, you are the funniest....hahahahahaha come on hiltiki! A little consideration on my side here!
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Sun, Jun 26, 2005 10:43 PM :D
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Mon, Jun 27, 2005 6:40 PM unga bunga on a ritz cracker!
C CheekyGirl Member Like Oh My Gawd..San Fernando Valley Joined: May 21, 2003 Posts: 985	C CheekyGirl Posted posted on Tue, Jun 28, 2005 5:52 PM Damn, I can't believe the Jesus Toaster sold for $51.00. And ZebraTiki, it is hard to believe....
S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Wed, Jun 29, 2005 6:12 PM Holy Toasters are hard to come by nowadays.

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