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Post #169060 by CaptainKneePads Tiki on Thu, Jun 30, 2005 6:12 PM

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She just bought some of my "Authentic Hawaiian Tiki Kneepads" she really is one of my best customers. She doesn't like to get scabs or her knees dirty at all. Before she met me she had all kinds of problems. We met at a DOKKEN/Queensryche concert and the rest is history..