Post #170881 by Satan's Sin on Sun, Jul 10, 2005 11:39 AM

Every full moon I strip naked and cover my face with fresh lamb's blood and approach Melvin, my Primary Tiki, with a dubloon in my right hand and Holy Rum in my left, while my wife and girlfriends beat their drums and whip themselves into a frenzy of ecstasy until we all join Melvin in the Spirit World and there consecrate the things that are eternal and meaningful, but other than that I do not take tikis seriously at all.