Post #170917 by joefla70 on Sun, Jul 10, 2005 2:48 PM

One day back when I was in college, my roommate and I ordered in some Chinese food (beef & brocoli, as I recall) and I accidently knocked over the opened carton on to the floor. We had a thick shag carpet that... let's just say... wasn't exactly the cleanest. One certainly wouldn't say it was so clean, you could eat off of it. But, being poor college students (and lazy) we took a look at each other and both apparently thought to ourselves that it would still be ok to eat the food that was on top of the pile... the part that wasn't actually directly touching the carpet. So, we proceeded to take our forks and reach down with them to the carpet and stab some beef and brocoli.