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MachTiki
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Fri, Jul 22, 2005 10:54 AM
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road." A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, "You look nice today." A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, "That's a nice shirt." The guy asks the bartender, "Who is that?" The bartender says, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary!" A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is just staring at the horse, when the horse says, "What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?" The guy says, "No, I never thought the parrot would sell the place." A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?" |