Post #174963 by midnite on Tue, Jul 26, 2005 6:50 PM

*Why is everybody so mean and bitter towards Kohalacharms? I just don't get it.
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Well, he was in cahoots with those Hunt boys back in the 70's, tried to corner the silver market. Certainly didn't make any friends with that move, nor with his role as a major KO stockholder demanding "New Coke" back in '84. I also heard he has co-songwriter credit on Debbie Boone's "You Light Up My Life". Someone sent me a photo of him clubbing baby Harp seals. So the PETA people just despise the dude, not to mention the baseline animosity from the seal population.

Very mysterious dude. Not quite on par with our own illustrious HL, but a real cloak and dagger type guy nonetheless. I've heard, can't confirm, that he actually lives in Vegas, rents out a whole floor at Circus Circus. The guy as so much money he hires imposters, stand-ins if you will, for major events and appearances. I could have sworn I met Koalacharms at some party. Good-looking fellow.

Plus, I understand he has a huge collection of Jimmy Buffett records. Mostly 8-tracks.

midnite