Post #175128 by Sabu The Coconut Boy on Wed, Jul 27, 2005 12:26 PM

Badmojo - that's really really evil. Why am I not surprised you came up with that. I don't have any enemies foul enough to try that out on. Yet.

Vern - I'm with tikifish. That's brilliant and random.

Chongo - Fruit flies exist naturally within any large office setting. They come in on the indoor plants. Just leave a piece of fruit on your desk over the weekend and you will find out just how many there actually are.

As a variation on Krustiki's theme, we had a low-down moocher who would steal people's lunches from the third-floor refrigerator. After about 2 or 3 times I was absolutely incensed. So the next day I made a really nice turkey sandwich on wheat with all the fixings, then went out to my woodpile and killed a 2-inch cockroach, which I placed lovingly between the lettuce and the swiss. Sure enough, my sandwich was stolen that day, but curiously, nothing was ever stolen from that refrigerator again.

Sabu

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy 2005-07-27 12:28 ]