Post #177382 by Rum Numb Davey on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 3:34 PM

Rum Numb Davey NEEDS YOU!
I need TCer help from you mixologist maestros Nationwide:

I broker Purple Passion Fruit Liqueur for rap stars:
Cam’ron http://www.cam-ron.com/,
Jim Jones http://www.kochentertainment.com/capostatus.htm,
Juelz Santana http://www.juelz.com/
(Harlem Dipset http://www.dipsetworld.net/)
The new brand is called SIZZURP. If some TC Bartenders create some cool Purple Passion Fruit Tiki Creations. I’ll send you T-Shirts, Thongs, Wife Beaters, Caps, Key chains, CD’s and every gangsta promo gear you can imagine, all free (if you pay postage that is). And you little creeps better not be selling it on Ebay or I’ll send my POSSE out fo sheezy!
Get your down low on Sizzurp on: http://www.mkjohnsimport.com/sizzurp.html

Soon we’ll be launching a brand for Houston’s own; Lil Flip called Lucky Nites which is a blend of delicious Portuguese white amaretto, and Pineapple Vodka. Perhaps you saw him pouring the Lucky Nites out in the Game Over Video. Their ain’t no bettah commercial than Mtv Videos.

Then, I got Busta Rhymes a Jamaican Coconut Rum brand and many other rappin brands in the future. Not exactly Tiki, but sho nuff is TROPICAL Flavahs. Isn’t it pathetic that I am trying to down hood with my lame lingo. I know I am a sell-out, but I buy Rum that costs $3,500.00 I need the money so I can blow it on ridiculous things to temporarily feel good about myself.