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Post #178302 by johntiki on Tue, Aug 9, 2005 12:11 PM

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On a weekend trip to sunny Jamaica Phil has a life-changing revelation…

“That’s a pineapple?!? Holy shit! I always thought they grew inside those little metal cans at the supermarket!”

Buffy fakes a smile and thinks to herself, “Oh Dear Lord in Heaven, why did I get hooked up with such a goddamned moron?”