Post #178549 by Hakalugi on Wed, Aug 10, 2005 11:57 AM

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
but very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
and industry too
for I am destined to rule
and regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
but you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
with the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
have you guessed me yet?