Well?

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
but very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
and industry too
for I am destined to rule
and regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
but you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
with the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
have you guessed me yet?

I am the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

Dynamo Hum
Dynamo Hum
Where's that Dynamo Comin' from?
Spent 14 hours and I ain't got a crumb...

Don't eat yellow snow.....

This topic is just too deep for me; I think I'll move on to Montana and become a dental floss tycoon.

I thought it was a riddle for a minute... and was trying to figure out the answer!

Evelyn, the modified dog, viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily, draped across the piano with some dismay. When a curious breeze of garlic breath, that sounded like a snore...

FZ

We see them after school in a world of their own
(To some it might seem creepy what they do...)
The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night
(I bet you'd do the same if they was you)