Post #179401 by stentiki on Sat, Aug 13, 2005 9:09 AM

Last night I dreamt that Tina and I were on our way to Tahiti. We were greeted by Tahitian dancers and uke players was we boarded our boat taking us to Bora Bora. I was really excited because that last time I was there, I didn't get all the Tikis I wanted. I was also looking forward picking up a Tahitian uke. I thought, maybe King Kukulele can give me some lessons!

When we reach port, I had to whizz really bad so I told Tina I would meet here in port. Phil Hartman was there and he pointed me in the direction of the men's room. As I was standing at the trough, a bunch nerds came into the men's room together to pee shouting out, "nerd alert, nerd alert!"

After I finished my business I went out to the Bora Bora port terminal and Rachel Dratch from SNL was sleeping naked in the lobby covered with a blanket. She was petting my cat and told me that she was "resting" in between sets.

In all this activity I kinda lost Tina. She was nowhere to be found in the port area. I walked outside and Chrissy (my niece who was recently with me in Mexico) was there.

Chrissy said, "Tina is waiting for you at Bloody Mary's."

"Are you coming with us?" I asked.

"No, Jon & I are going to Washington DC." But we'll see you on Sunday," she said.

"Okay, we'll see you on Sunday," I replied

(They are coming to visit us this Sunday).

I walked outside and up the narrow road lined with palm trees and volcanic mountains. At the end of the road, Tina was waiting for me with mai tais at the world famous Bloody Mary's on Bora Bora.