Post #18025 by midnite on Fri, Jan 3, 2003 4:36 PM

Oh sure, everyone is giggles and hugs...until someone introduces a Tiki Gardens bootleg cd into the mix. Then, well if you missed it or have a weak constitution it's best to not have seen what happened, but imagine Jerry Springer mates with Geraldo...and the offspring is without their respective charms. It was uglier than Madonna after the airline lost her makeup case.

Then...eeek, there was the Ren Clark severed head mug free-for-all. Now that made the Tiki Gardens cd lovefest look like Romper Room.

Yep, we get along pretty well and all, but throw in the odd rare Tiki collectible and it's gonna be a fright night worthy of a Stepehen King story...with Jimmy Buffett providing the soundtrack.

"Jimmy Buffet?"
Yeah, Buffett!
"Oh yeah!?!"
Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!
"Yeah?, well I slept with your wife!"
Oh yeah? Jimmy Buffett slept with your wife!

Tiki Spirit and all,
midnite