Jokes (some good, some stupid) - Bilge

T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Wed, Sep 7, 2005 9:41 AM A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I think you're the father of one of my children." His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Oh wow," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party?" "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I think you're the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.

"Oh wow," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."

Post #185009 by Tikiwahine on Wed, Sep 7, 2005 9:41 AM