Jokes (some good, some stupid) - Bilge

T tikiwinebear Member Santa Rosa, CA (Sonoma - wine country) Joined: Sep 30, 2004 Posts: 582	T tikiwinebear Posted posted on Wed, Sep 7, 2005 4:20 PM A boy grows up in a loving household. As he gets older, everyone remarks how strong, smart, handsome, and well mannered he is. Every day he comes home from school and helps with the chores around the house, and every morning he finds time for a paper route to help with the family's finances. When he reaches 22, his Dad takes him aside and says, "Son, you are growing up to be a wonderful man, but you need to start thinking about a family of your own. I think you should find yourself a girlfriend." The boy takes this advice to heart and soon finds a beautiful girl to start dating. One day, he brings his new girlfriend home for dinner. The Dad comes home from work and finds the couple sitting very close to each other on the couch. He smiles and gives the beautiful girl the once over. He then excuses himself and asks the son to step out of the room with him. Quietly, in the next room, the Dad says, "Son, she is beautiful, indeed. But, you cannot date or marry that girl." The son is taken back and questions his Dad as to why not. His Father replies, "Because that girl is your sister, and your Mother doesn't know." The boy has no other option then to end his romance with this beautiful girl. A week passes and the boy is soon smitten with another beautiful local girl, and brings her home for dinner. Shortly, the Dad comes home from work, smiles at his son's new girlfriend, and gives her the once over. Quickly, he excuses himself and asks the son to accompany him into another room. Whispering, the Dad says, "Son, she also is a beautiful girl, indeed. But, you cannot date or marry that girl." The son looks at his Father with questioning eyes and asks why. The Dad replies, "Because that girl is your sister, and your Mother doesn't know." As the obedient son he is, he quickly breaks off the new romance. A couple weeks later, the boy is in the kitchen with his Mother, and she asks him, "Son, where are those 2 beautiful girls you were dating? You seemed so happy." The son looks at his Mother and replies, "I cannot date them, Mother, because Dad told me they are both my sister, and you didn't know." The Mother's heart felt broken for her son, but a knowing smile spread across her face as she answered, "Son. You can date either one of those girls. It's alright. Your Dad isn't really your father,... and he doesn't know."

A boy grows up in a loving household. As he gets older, everyone remarks how strong, smart, handsome, and well mannered he is. Every day he comes home from school and helps with the chores around the house, and every morning he finds time for a paper route to help with the family's finances. When he reaches 22, his Dad takes him aside and says, "Son, you are growing up to be a wonderful man, but you need to start thinking about a family of your own. I think you should find yourself a girlfriend." The boy takes this advice to heart and soon finds a beautiful girl to start dating.

One day, he brings his new girlfriend home for dinner. The Dad comes home from work and finds the couple sitting very close to each other on the couch. He smiles and gives the beautiful girl the once over. He then excuses himself and asks the son to step out of the room with him. Quietly, in the next room, the Dad says, "Son, she is beautiful, indeed. But, you cannot date or marry that girl." The son is taken back and questions his Dad as to why not. His Father replies, "Because that girl is your sister, and your Mother doesn't know." The boy has no other option then to end his romance with this beautiful girl.

A week passes and the boy is soon smitten with another beautiful local girl, and brings her home for dinner. Shortly, the Dad comes home from work, smiles at his son's new girlfriend, and gives her the once over. Quickly, he excuses himself and asks the son to accompany him into another room. Whispering, the Dad says, "Son, she also is a beautiful girl, indeed. But, you cannot date or marry that girl." The son looks at his Father with questioning eyes and asks why. The Dad replies, "Because that girl is your sister, and your Mother doesn't know." As the obedient son he is, he quickly breaks off the new romance.

A couple weeks later, the boy is in the kitchen with his Mother, and she asks him, "Son, where are those 2 beautiful girls you were dating? You seemed so happy." The son looks at his Mother and replies, "I cannot date them, Mother, because Dad told me they are both my sister, and you didn't know." The Mother's heart felt broken for her son, but a knowing smile spread across her face as she answered, "Son. You can date either one of those girls. It's alright. Your Dad isn't really your father,... and he doesn't know."

Post #185113 by tikiwinebear on Wed, Sep 7, 2005 4:20 PM