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Post #185546 by Tabu The Wonder Seal on Fri, Sep 9, 2005 10:22 AM
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ARK! ARK! ARK! (Tabu The Wonder Seal says that he uses Hawaiian Surf deodorant to hide embarrassing under-flipper odor and finds it excellent at masking one's scent from large predators like Great White Sharks and Killer Whales. Nine out of Ten female sea lions in Tabu's harem agree that Hawaiian Surf deodorant keeps Tabu smelling Seaweed-Fresh, even if he's had a particularly hard day down at the puffin rookery. |