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Post #186805 by alohabros on Thu, Sep 15, 2005 1:15 PM

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were looking up at stars. Tonto asked "What does this mean to you, Kemosabe?" LR says "I see we're in the constellation Gemini, it's almost time for summer solstice, and the sun will rise in three hours. What do you see, Tonto?"

Tonto said: "It tells me someone stole our tent."