How to talk like a pirate - Beyond Tiki

H hewey Tiki Socialite Sydney, Australia Joined: Sep 14, 2004 Posts: 4283	H hewey Posted posted on Wed, Sep 21, 2005 6:20 PM arrrrggh, ye land lubbers. What ye needs is a good keel-haulin. Thats we pirates do to scurvy dogs the likes of you. And when ya sailin that ship down the tarmac and ye spy the McDonalds up ahead to the right ya exclain "thar she is! To the starboard bow me heartys! As its shown on the spot, a golden M marks the spot" and if the law is approaching from behind to the left ye exclaim "we got company on our port stern, take note ya scabby dogs. Get the cannons ready, well send em down to ol Davey Jones Locker" And then if your a cop in a helicopter you say "Breaker 1-9, this is the bear, in the air, at your fontdoor. Come-on!" Okay, thats truckey speak. Sorry...

arrrrggh, ye land lubbers. What ye needs is a good keel-haulin. Thats we pirates do to scurvy dogs the likes of you.

And when ya sailin that ship down the tarmac and ye spy the McDonalds up ahead to the right ya exclain "thar she is! To the starboard bow me heartys! As its shown on the spot, a golden M marks the spot" and if the law is approaching from behind to the left ye exclaim "we got company on our port stern, take note ya scabby dogs. Get the cannons ready, well send em down to ol Davey Jones Locker"

And then if your a cop in a helicopter you say "Breaker 1-9, this is the bear, in the air, at your fontdoor. Come-on!" Okay, thats truckey speak. Sorry...

Post #188037 by hewey on Wed, Sep 21, 2005 6:20 PM