How to talk like a pirate - Beyond Tiki

S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Wed, Sep 21, 2005 7:08 PM ARRRRR...my favorite pirates: Blackbeard - the king of the pirates as far as I'm concerned. A hulk of a man at 6'-4 with long black hair and beard. He sported a vast multitude of weapons (two pistols, cutlass and various knives and daggers). He terrorized the Carribean and North American east coast for years, often going into battle with his infamous black beard "on fire" to scare the shit out of his enemies. LongJohn Silver - An unscrupulous and cunning pirate who relied more his wits than his machismo. Best portrayed by Wallace Beery in the movie "Treasure Island". Favorite line of the movie delivered by LongJohn to the British Navy: "I'll come back, and when I do...thems that die 'll be the lucky ones". Capt. Fatima - The only female pirate I know of was the captain of an all-female crew of pirates and in command of a pirate craft called "the Quivering Thigh". Her biggest conquest was to board and defeat her male pirate rival Capt. Pissgums (and his pervert pirates). Favorite line after one of Fatima's crew gets a little overzealous with a battle trophy: "Get that gory pork sword outta yer mouth". ARRRRR...I loves pirates!

ARRRRR...my favorite pirates:

Blackbeard - the king of the pirates as far as I'm concerned. A hulk of a man at 6'-4 with long black hair and beard. He sported a vast multitude of weapons (two pistols, cutlass and various knives and daggers). He terrorized the Carribean and North American east coast for years, often going into battle with his infamous black beard "on fire" to scare the shit out of his enemies.

LongJohn Silver - An unscrupulous and cunning pirate who relied more his wits than his machismo. Best portrayed by Wallace Beery in the movie "Treasure Island". Favorite line of the movie delivered by LongJohn to the British Navy: "I'll come back, and when I do...thems that die 'll be the lucky ones".

Capt. Fatima - The only female pirate I know of was the captain of an all-female crew of pirates and in command of a pirate craft called "the Quivering Thigh". Her biggest conquest was to board and defeat her male pirate rival Capt. Pissgums (and his pervert pirates). Favorite line after one of Fatima's crew gets a little overzealous with a battle trophy: "Get that gory pork sword outta yer mouth".

ARRRRR...I loves pirates!

Post #188047 by Shipwreckjoey on Wed, Sep 21, 2005 7:08 PM