Post #190653 by midnite on Tue, Oct 4, 2005 1:15 PM

*You know you are a TIKI nut when... *

The Tiki talk back to you.

The implanted chip in your head plays Martin Denny...backwards.

Your trained monkey never puts the exra lime half in your Mai Tai... no matter how much you dock his pay. Stupid monkey, bad monkey!

Crab Rangoon? Tastes like chicken.

You steal stuff from Walgreen's...just because.

Go GIANTS!

Lee Harvey was just a patsy for that bastard Castro.

In your expert opinion the new Safeway shopping carts do not have sufficient wobble control.

Black helicopters... 'nuff said.

You prefer Van Halen with Sammy Hagar.

Mayo on the fries... wait, that's Canadian, we're talking a "nut" not a "freak".

The voices in your head have stopped talking to you, 'cause they like Jimmy Buffett, a lot.

You've read this far...

Dr midnite, M.D.