You know you are a TIKI NuT when ????

Please add your answer.....

Mine: Your ipod only has Vegas Vics Podcasts on it!

...or when you're I-pod is carried in a "TIKIPOD" Apfeltasche (Apple bag)!:

http://www.apfeltasche.com/shop

(I think there just was a (sadly mis-understood) thread like this, no?)

Right you are,bigbro:

http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=16607&forum=5&30

I thought you know you are a tiki nut when...you write (a) book(s) about tiki!! :)

...when you log onto a web site called TIKI CENTRAL and are interested in what's on other people's I-Pods.

...when you ask that kind of questions

*You know you are a TIKI nut when... *

The Tiki talk back to you.

The implanted chip in your head plays Martin Denny...backwards.

Your trained monkey never puts the exra lime half in your Mai Tai... no matter how much you dock his pay. Stupid monkey, bad monkey!

Crab Rangoon? Tastes like chicken.

You steal stuff from Walgreen's...just because.

Go GIANTS!

Lee Harvey was just a patsy for that bastard Castro.

In your expert opinion the new Safeway shopping carts do not have sufficient wobble control.

Black helicopters... 'nuff said.

You prefer Van Halen with Sammy Hagar.

Mayo on the fries... wait, that's Canadian, we're talking a "nut" not a "freak".

The voices in your head have stopped talking to you, 'cause they like Jimmy Buffett, a lot.

You've read this far...

Dr midnite, M.D.

Be sure to take the "Are You A Tiki Freak?" quiz.

http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=6234&forum=1&hilite=quiz

Your major assignment for your final year of study is due the next day, you are sick of computers, but you still convince yourself to take a break and check on TC briefly.