Jokes (some good, some stupid) - Bilge

CM Cool Manchu Member PDX Joined: Aug 03, 2003 Posts: 564	CM Cool Manchu Posted posted on Wed, Oct 5, 2005 2:41 PM A woman recieves a call early one evening from her husband's doctor. The doctor tells the woman, "Ma'am, I am not going to beat around the bush...Our lab mixed up your husband's test results with another one of my patients. And to be perfectly honest, the results are either bad or they are terrible." The doctor continues, "One of the tests came back with a positive result for Alzheimer's Disease and the other test came back with a positive result for AIDS." The doctor went on to say, "We called Medicare, who paid for the tests, and they refused to pay for a second round of testing, deeming them too expensive." "However, they had an idea how to find out what test your husband had the positive results for. They suggest that you go and get your husband and take him for a ride. Drop him off downtown, and if he comes home, don't sleep with him."

A woman recieves a call early one evening from her husband's doctor.

The doctor tells the woman, "Ma'am, I am not going to beat around the bush...Our lab mixed up your husband's test results with another one of my patients. And to be perfectly honest, the results are either bad or they are terrible."

The doctor continues, "One of the tests came back with a positive result for Alzheimer's Disease and the other test came back with a positive result for AIDS."

The doctor went on to say, "We called Medicare, who paid for the tests, and they refused to pay for a second round of testing, deeming them too expensive."

"However, they had an idea how to find out what test your husband had the positive results for. They suggest that you go and get your husband and take him for a ride. Drop him off downtown, and if he comes home, don't sleep with him."

Post #190885 by Cool Manchu on Wed, Oct 5, 2005 2:41 PM