Post #193146 by Formikahini on Mon, Oct 17, 2005 12:52 PM

I've had fantasies for years of going up to Fort Worth and knocking door-to-door, like a Jehovah's Witness. I'd pass out tracs of "Tikiwatch" instead of "Watchtower," with a "Have you seen this severed head?" panel on the back, like a milk carton.

And then I'd offer 'em $50 whole dollars if they had one...

I'd even let them haggle me up 10X that amount....