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Post #193567 by alohabros on Wed, Oct 19, 2005 10:04 AM

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... two old geezers are relaxing on the back porch on a hot summer afternoon, drinking beer. one of them looks over at ol' blue, a hound dog who's lying on the porch happily licking himself, and says "man, i wish i could do that!"

the other guy looks over and replies "well, you probably can, but he can be a mean dog and might bite, so you better pet him first."...