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... top ten signs you have a cheap hmo
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your annual breast exam is conducted at hooters.
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directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."
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tongue depressors taste faintly of fudgesicle.
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chief of proctology for the plan is "gus" from roto-rooter.
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only item listed under preventive care feature of coverage is "an apple a day".
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your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to goodwill last month.
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"patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
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the only expense covered 100% is embalming.
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With your last hmo, your heart pills didn't come in different colors with little "m"'s on them.
...and, the #1 sign you've joined a cheap hmo...
- you ask for viagra but they suggest the generic equivalent; a popsicle stick and duct tape....
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