These are a few of my favorite holiday gripes... - Beyond Tiki

E ErichTroudt Tiki Socialite SoCal Joined: Mar 27, 2002 Posts: 634	E ErichTroudt Posted posted on Fri, Dec 2, 2005 10:47 PM I believe one can truly reach the introductory level of White Trash if While shopping at Wal Mart, you take a break and eat lunch at the Mc Donalds inside. Higher levels of white Trash can be reached if you do the following: Bring a magazine from the magazine aisle to read while you eat. (not actually purchasing the magazine or not returning it to the aisle gets bonus points) Wearing your slippers or house shoes while shopping and eating at Walmart. Buying Mc Donalds and eat it as your strolling thru the aisles.

I believe one can truly reach the introductory level of White Trash if While shopping at Wal Mart, you take a break and eat lunch at the Mc Donalds inside.

Higher levels of white Trash can be reached if you do the following:

Bring a magazine from the magazine aisle to read while you eat. (not actually purchasing the magazine or not returning it to the aisle gets bonus points)

Wearing your slippers or house shoes while shopping and eating at Walmart.

Buying Mc Donalds and eat it as your strolling thru the aisles.

Post #201367 by ErichTroudt on Fri, Dec 2, 2005 10:47 PM