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Post #201622 by donhonyc on Sun, Dec 4, 2005 8:51 PM

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Please make it stop! I feel my double chin coming back big time WHILE drinking.

The holidays are great but Eggnog is just way too tempting. It's like your married to a woman and oh...let's say Jennifer Anniston comes along, strips naked, let's you have your way with her, and then kicks you in the balls and out of bed...just as your wife walks in the room and finds you. That's what drinking Eggnog is like. It's wrong. But as the saying goes-"if this is wrong, then I don't wanna be right". If it were up to me, and it is, I could drink the entire quart in one chug without stopping, and I'm serious about that. Same goes for Chocolate Soy Milk. Anyway, I drank the nog with Rum. You get really buzzed when you down a glass of it with the hooch. I just might as well mainline it into my system, because I'm probably drinking it at the same speed.