Post #204009 by Tiki-bot on Wed, Dec 21, 2005 11:09 AM

Or a caption contest...

On 2005-12-21 09:44, mrsmiley wrote:

"I was soooo drunk, I din know what I was doin'! I forgot my own camera that I got for takin' pikshures of my girl to put on the internets, but I figured, hey! Cameras are all the same, so I jus grabbed the neares one - cuz that's how we do it down south! Take what you want - no one'll miss it - no one that matters, anyway! At first I grabbed some guy's pace-maker cuz I was fooled by the shiny metal parts, but my girl made me put it back in that guy's chest. Then I picked up some dude's Pee-Dee-Aay cuz it had a picture screen an' all. I tried to take some pikshures of me with umbrellas up my nose, but I couldn't get the flash to flash and the screen jus kep saying 'password not reconnized'. Funny camera! So then I grabbed this here bald dude's camera cuz, I mean, he's bald! What the hell does he need a camera for? Yup, that was sum goood times!"