Post #206164 by alohabros on Fri, Jan 6, 2006 8:21 PM

... why "dine & ditch" hasn't been mentioned here is very disturbing...

... if you are a creative soul (and worried about plowing through the few doll hairs in your brooks & dunne man bag) you must resort to the romantic "dine and ditch"... select your local TGIFridays (or similar)...

... allow the date to order her entree ... for desert (and after the three or four pitchers of coors lite) order milk & cookies and have the waitstaff sing you & your date a silly love song (after serving the desert)... this is your smoke screen for the establishment and your date... chow the the cookies... blow off the milk... and break like the wind for inspiration point...

[ Edited by: alohabros 2006-01-07 13:53 ]