31 Reasons why Chuck Norris is better than you - Bilge

S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 10:40 PM I heard that Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal were both killed in a plane crash. When they got to heaven they were taken to meet God, sitting in his huge white throne. God looked at Steven Seagal and asked "what do you believe?". Steven Seagal answered "I believe if you grant me immortality and send me back to Earth I can cure all disease, destroy all evil, feed all the hungry and restore the planet to the pristine garden you intended it to be". God said "very good Steven Seagal. You may take a seat at my left side". God then cast his gaze on Chuck Norris and asked "what do you believe?". Chuck Norris looked at God and said "I believe you're sitting in MY seat".

I heard that Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal were both killed in a plane crash. When they got to heaven they were taken to meet God, sitting in his huge white throne. God looked at Steven Seagal and asked "what do you believe?". Steven Seagal answered "I believe if you grant me immortality and send me back to Earth I can cure all disease, destroy all evil, feed all the hungry and restore the planet to the pristine garden you intended it to be". God said "very good Steven Seagal. You may take a seat at my left side". God then cast his gaze on Chuck Norris and asked "what do you believe?". Chuck Norris looked at God and said "I believe you're sitting in MY seat".

Post #207063 by Shipwreckjoey on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 10:40 PM