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Post #207870 by tikifish on Mon, Jan 16, 2006 5:59 AM

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Arrr, what the hell is this? He be found cast away on the cluttered shores of the Value Village, and I did nary think to pick him up, until I saw the crack in his wee bottom. ARRR! Could this be the scallywag that was the bastard father to me Shecky? Is he, indeed, a Tiki Mug, as you ne'er do wells so quaintly call it? And why does he say JAPAN on his arse when his red nose clearly denotes him to be of Scottish ancestry? Is he suffering from Camel toe, and why does he have a French moustache? Strange jetsam, indeed. Please, you landlubbers... discuss.

[ Edited by: tikifish 2006-01-16 06:01 ]