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Post #209151 by Jungle Trader on Fri, Jan 20, 2006 8:20 PM

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"Heeeeeere's Johnny", this is what you say when you unveil it.

A man should never ever let his penis hang down, it is the height of impropriety for anyone to see a man in this manner. The penis should always be tied UP in the presence of otters.

yeah yeah I've had 2 Negra Modelos and a Fat Tire. Jeez, when they start naming beeers like this?