Jokes (some good, some stupid) - Bilge

T tikivixen Tiki Socialite Vallejo CA Joined: Aug 28, 2002 Posts: 726	T tikivixen Posted posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 5:25 PM A cop pulls over a speeding car. He tells the man "I clocked you doing 70 MPH!" The man tries to lie his way out: "Officer, my speedometer showed 55; it must be broken." From the passenger seat, his wife says "honey, you knew you were doing 70." The man begins to scold his wife, using the worst profanity known to man. The cop then asks the man, "sir, did you know you have a tail light out?" And before the man can even try to lie about that, his wife says "Officer, I've been trying to get him to fix that tail light for the past two months." Again the man scolds his wife. The cop then asks the man's wife, "does he always talk to you like that?" She replies: "No...he only does that when he's had way too much to drink."

A cop pulls over a speeding car. He tells the man "I clocked you doing 70 MPH!" The man tries to lie his way out: "Officer, my speedometer showed 55; it must be broken." From the passenger seat, his wife says "honey, you knew you were doing 70." The man begins to scold his wife, using the worst profanity known to man.

The cop then asks the man, "sir, did you know you have a tail light out?" And before the man can even try to lie about that, his wife says "Officer, I've been trying to get him to fix that tail light for the past two months." Again the man scolds his wife.

The cop then asks the man's wife, "does he always talk to you like that?" She replies:

"No...he only does that when he's had way too much to drink."

Post #211341 by tikivixen on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 5:25 PM