Post #21158 by Tiki_Bong on Tue, Jan 28, 2003 4:45 PM

TF,

I'm sure you're cool also. Sorry about getting a bit defensive over my bud Baxdog. It's just that I raised the little shit since he first showed up one morning on my doorstep.

You should've seen him. A little fur ball stuffed into a basket. A few empty beer cans next to him. Some easy-reader porno mags in his knapsack. After I gave him a shave, me and the misses named him Baxdog.

The first 40 years of raising him were pretty rough though. Hell, it took that long just to train him to go potty in the box as he wasn't allowed to use the inside facilities.

He still has a problem drinking from his sippy tiki mug. But at 6'3" and 240 lbs he's kinda cute with his little bib and booties on.

Sometimes I forget that most, well essentially all, people think he's a real A-hole at first. I mean how many people do you know immediately sniff the crotch of women when they first meet 'em. I tried to teach him to wait to do that until at least the second introduction.

Anyway, Baxdog is the kinda guy that would give you the hair off his back if you needed it. And believe me, there's enough to weave a carpet!

Okole Maluna!