Polynesian Butt Plug in the L.A. Weekly - Bilge

I ikitnrev Tiki Socialite D.C. / Virginia Joined: Jul 27, 2002 Posts: 1325	I ikitnrev Posted posted on Tue, Feb 14, 2006 5:42 AM Things I probably should not be thinking about If condoms are advertised as being 'ribbed for her pleasure,' would Polynesian South Sea carved ribbings bring even more pleasure? Should it be spelled as one word or two: 'buttplug' or 'butt plug' Does this explain some of the grimaces on tiki faces? This reminds me once of a vibrator I saw that was shaped like Elvis Presley. It had two speeds, 'Love Me Tender' and 'All Shook Up' Perhaps someday there will be a Jimmy Buffet parrot themed buttplug on the market. sorry, Vern

Things I probably should not be thinking about

If condoms are advertised as being 'ribbed for her pleasure,' would Polynesian South Sea carved ribbings bring even more pleasure?
Should it be spelled as one word or two: 'buttplug' or 'butt plug'
Does this explain some of the grimaces on tiki faces?
This reminds me once of a vibrator I saw that was shaped like Elvis Presley. It had two speeds, 'Love Me Tender' and 'All Shook Up'
Perhaps someday there will be a Jimmy Buffet parrot themed buttplug on the market.

sorry,
Vern

Post #214540 by ikitnrev on Tue, Feb 14, 2006 5:42 AM