Post #215504 by aquaorama on Sat, Feb 18, 2006 4:40 AM

On 2006-02-17 23:47, cynfulcynner wrote:

On 2006-02-17 22:20, ZebraTiki wrote:
So it's another 3-day weekend for those of us with jobs that allow such luxuries. With Monday off to honor Presidents'Day (supposedly Lincoln and Washington's birthdays combined into one tidy National Holiday) what does one do to celebrate?

Come shop at the department store with the big red star -- I'll be working there Monday. Some women's shoes are 70% off! Pay with your store credit card and you'll save 10-15% more on all sale merchandise.* Open a new charge account and you'll save an additional 10% today and tomorrow! Please buy sunglasses and hats before small children destroy them all! Thank you for not shoplifting!

*does not include cosmetics, fragrances, Coach and Dooney & Bourke handbags (not even the ugly ones), mattresses, diamond solitaire rings, previous purchases, etc etc.

Thats it.....suck up to the "Big Red Star"......:D