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Post #217789 by hewey on Mon, Feb 27, 2006 6:26 PM

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hewey posted on Mon, Feb 27, 2006 6:26 PM

Haha - great boob job line :)

Maybe tell them your sorry for being snappy. Invite them over for a ritual sacrifice to the heathen gods. Hell, even let em pick which daughter they like less and should be sacrificed. Then have a raging party that night (full moon of course), interspersed with lots of screaming at midnight. Then just hide one of your daughters for a few weeks. Sit back and enjoy the fruits of your toiling :)