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Post #21844 by woofmutt on Tue, Feb 4, 2003 4:57 AM

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A fine example of what to do when faced with the irritating Tiki items done up in Day-Glo colors or Indian war paint.

While in Spencer's look for the neon Moai head light. It's another Tiki item that's too party-hardy for most Tiki bars, but with some prop additions it could become the centerpiece of a mystic idol shrine (Come to think of it, there's a coin operated glass head Moai shrine at Archie McPhee's in Seattle). Imagine such a shrine that guests could ask drink advice from. There'd be lightning flashes and thunder noises and a booming voice would announce "YOU ARE TO ENJOY A SINGAPORE SLING!"..."IT IS DECIDED. YOU SHALL DRINK OF THE MAI-TAI!"..."YOUR MUSTACHE FOOLS NO ONE! A SHIRLEY TEMPLE FOR YOU!"