Post #219743 by Tikiwahine on Thu, Mar 9, 2006 2:11 PM

Yes!
I made a horrible joke about a friend the other day.
He had just told that me he's going to propose to his girlfriend.

I told him they are perfect together - like peas and carrots.

He said more like beer and natchos,

and I said maybe more like beer and farts.

One is a golden beauty, while the other's a stinky booty.

Also, our last batch of blueberry wine we called "Blue Angels"; complete with flames on the label.
(which of course is what you get when you combine farting with a lighter in the dark)